The Journey of Economics is a long journey and crowded, so things do not always go as you wanted, which resulted in several laws attached to the famous Murphy's Law : "If something can go wrong, it will ".
We often happens that after the events occurred, or after the stories we live, we have the feeling of us lost an amazing picture, so we formulated the Law of the photo: "Do not let tomorrow the picture you can get today. "
As the grass always grows greener on the neighbor's side, we Uniqueness Theorem:" The probability that a place is beautiful is inversely proportional to the amount of people who may have visited. To which is added the corollary Jenos A.: "The perfect trip does yourself, but inside us we know that always lived seatmate it better."
life in shopping Far East took us a couple of interesting laws. Agarone Mc Law: "Whenever I could have paid a little less" Wild Law: "My partner occasional seat probably bought it for less."
The day to day is not a simple thing, so there appears Axiom East: "The air conditioner will run the more heat is worse," and the basis of Theorem Morning: "Breakfast is the most complete, the day I can not eat anything. The quality of breakfast is directly proportional to the intestinal liquidity. "
Cloud's Law never fails: "Surely it will rain the day I do not put the rain jacket in the bag."
work in the United States Chicano Law: "The harder it is to communicate in English, the more likelihood that the person speaks perfect English."
The pessimists in the group are always there, so they create their own version of the accrual principle: "Every problem can be advanced" or "have any good news must wait for verification, and confirmed happen ... while the bad news is recognized at the slightest likely to happen. "
guides give us their own laws and theorems: Sony Act (HongKong guide): "The guides are there to help," the corollary of Krishna (a guide to Nepal): "In my business, everything is much cheaper and good "A second corollary Gonzo (China guide):" Maybe so, but I can not talk about it ", and a final corollary of Ali (Egypt):" My boat is more expensive, but have life insurance. To which is added to the fundamental principle of the Guide: "The program is unchangeable."
own versions to complete some of the Asian world. Maoist Law: "All flesh is not comparable to that of cow, is duck ", next to Cat's Corollary:" Are you a duck, is rich. "
Some Like do not do anything disgusting, so we finished with the corollary of the Turkish Abad:" Sight, diarrhea it does not feel ".
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